In the car on the way back from lunch, Michelle said to Chris that she would like to stop for petrol.

Chris: What’s your preference?
Michelle: Shell.
Chris: BP’s the best, we shouldn’t settle for second best.
Michelle: Yeah right.
Chris: Right. My mom said so.

It’s quite subjective and hard to distinguish which petrol’s the best. Nobody knows. But, I do know beyond reasonable doubt that somebody’s going back to his hometown tonight to meet his mommy.

Merry Christmas man.