Yesterday afternoon, on our way to my uncle’s house.

“Would you still love me now that I’m older,” my wife asked me.
“I like older women.”
“Hmmph. I’m not that old right?”
“No dear, you look younger than your age. People won’t know that you’ve already 23. They thought you are 19.”
“Really?”
“Really.”

Then, she overheard one particular song being played in the radio.

“Nowadays, a lot of our new singer sang exactly like Siti Nurhaliza. Nothing’s new in their singing style,” she said.
“Dear, that’s Siti.”

True enough the DJ then mentioned that singer’s name.

“How in the world did you know all about this?”
“Lucky guess.”
“Yeah right.”
“Now I hate you.”