Today, my boss treats us for a lunch. Hailam chicken rice, to be exact.
“Please help yourself, but remember not to take the box with chicken breast inside, that’s for Michelle,” she said.
“Okay.”
10 minutes later.
“Oh shit, I ate the chicken breast.”
Now, I wish I didn’t come to work today.
Message to the boss
I really need a holiday to improve my short-term memories, and a short trip to Bali would be great at this time of the year. Fortunately, it was only Michelle’s portion. I really can’t predict the future; it scares me to hell to think that I might go after a bigger thing next time around (your foods perhaps). For mankind, please approve my leave application.
“Please help yourself, but remember not to take the box with chicken breast inside, that’s for Michelle,” she said.
“Okay.”
10 minutes later.
“Oh shit, I ate the chicken breast.”
Now, I wish I didn’t come to work today.
Message to the boss
I really need a holiday to improve my short-term memories, and a short trip to Bali would be great at this time of the year. Fortunately, it was only Michelle’s portion. I really can’t predict the future; it scares me to hell to think that I might go after a bigger thing next time around (your foods perhaps). For mankind, please approve my leave application.
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