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1. His hair is blonde. People always ask whether it’s natural. It is.
2. He is moody, just like his father. Okay, this coming from his mother.
3. He likes to go out, just like his mother. Every time we went out, he slept. 
4. He spends most of his time sleeping. When his parents try to sleep, he wakes up. Crying.
5. He will cry on top of his lung every time he is near water. Someone with guts as big as an elephant is needed to give him a bath.
6. His father has a BIG plan for him. To be the second Malaysian to go to outer space. The first spot has already been taken.
7. He can only sleep when the light is on. Hence, his father already put this on his reminder:
Make sure to pay the bills on time. Or else?
8. He likes classical music. He will stop crying whenever he hears one in the background. His father once tried to watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith, thus he stopped the music. Both of them cried.
9. He thinks Angelina Jolie is sexy. Um, actually his father is the one who’s having that thought.


Pop Quiz:
In the picture above, what scares him the most?
a) Camera’s flash.
b) His mother’s hair.

Sorry dear, I just couldn't help it.