Thursday, February 24, 2005

Knowing that I’ll have a meeting with one of the company’s lawyer today. My wife and me had this conversation this morning.

“When will you meet him?”
“The him is a her actually. I’m meeting her this afternoon.”
“Be good huh, don’t be naughty.”
“Are you jealous my dear?”

I noticed she sulked right after that.

“Don’t you worry dear, I only love you.”
“Thank you.”
“Okay, okay. You and Misha Omar.”

Message to my wife:

Sorry dear. It’s just that annoying you is my favorite pastime. Having said that, would I still be getting a ticket to watch Misha Omar, which you promised to give me last week?

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Last night I had an opportunity to watch ‘Torque’ (bikers movie ala The Fast And The Furious) with my wife.

Having said that, it’s a bad story (getting more ridiculous as it goes along) that being made worse by bad execution (bad special effects to start with). The least they could do was try to be more original. To quote what my wife was saying: Cartoon.

Lucky for me, it’s a ten ringgit’s DVD.

Monday, February 21, 2005

The eye wouldn't lie

Yesterday afternoon, on our way to my uncle’s house.

“Would you still love me now that I’m older,” my wife asked me.
“I like older women.”
“Hmmph. I’m not that old right?”
“No dear, you look younger than your age. People won’t know that you’ve already 23. They thought you are 19.”

Then, she overheard one particular song being played in the radio.

“Nowadays, a lot of our new singer sang exactly like Siti Nurhaliza. Nothing’s new in their singing style,” she said.
“Dear, that’s Siti.”

True enough the DJ then mentioned that singer’s name.

“How in the world did you know all about this?”
“Lucky guess.”
“Yeah right.”
“Now I hate you.”

Monday, February 14, 2005

I think it’s only appropriate to start a year* with a joke. And, superheroes jokes always fascinates me, they always do. So, here’s one of the jokes (being forwarded to my mailbox this morning). Enjoy.

Superman was bored fighting crime everyday. So, one Friday night he decided to go out on the town to have some fun. He drops by Batman's house. "Hey Batman", he says "Wanna go out tonight?"

"No, I can't, the batmobile is broken and I gotta stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime."

"You loser," says Superman, and he flies away.

He decides to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he says.

"I'd love to, but I can't," replies Spiderman. "My web is broken and I gotta fix it to fight crime."

Superman all disgusted, says, "You loser. Stay at home on a Friday night and fix your damn web".

So he flies away. While flying from up above he spots Wonder Woman stark naked and lying down on her back spread-eagled. Superman thinks, "Hey, I am Superman, I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and back out. She won't even feel it."

Superman flies down, does a quick in-out-in-out and flies out at the speed of light.

"What the hell was that?" said Wonder Woman.

"I don't know" said the Invisible Man, "but it hurt like hell."

*This year we celebrated Chinese New Year and Maal Hijra at almost the same day.

Friday, February 04, 2005

It starts with one teacher asking a group of student to make one sentence that has the same meaning with “Billy owned a watch but not anymore, he lost it”. Jenny and Jack come out with different answers.

Jenny: Billy had had a watch.
Jack: Billy had a watch.

The teacher liked Jenny's answer.

Below is the sentence being used in the previous blog entry. Thanks to Jordan, this time it comes with single quotes on it. :)

Jenny, where Jack had had ‘had’, had had ‘had had’; ‘had had’ had had the teacher’s approval.

There you go, grammatically correct sentence.
My English teacher once showed to me that we could get grammatically correct sentence with 11 "had" in one line.

Jenny, where Jack had had had, had had had had; had had had had the teacher’s approval.

Weird huh?

Think about it.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Today’s my wife 23rd birthday (Few years ago, on her 23rd birthday, she decided to stop growing. It’s always two big candles and three smaller candles being lit on her birthday cakes ever since.)

To the most gorgeous babe on earth, Happy birthday.

You rock my world.